1 month ago on 3 July 2014 @ 5:39pm + 274,055 notes
via departured (originally rewarn)

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

1 month ago on 3 July 2014 @ 5:39pm + 64,481 notes
via justbehappy18 (originally clever-oswin)
2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:20pm + 287,675 notes
via the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally daniels-gillies)

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:19pm + 245,303 notes
via brittanyox (originally youfeellikeraindrops)
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)
2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:17pm + 113,038 notes
via roman---godfrey (originally howidiotic)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:17pm + 129,901 notes
via roman---godfrey (originally hellativity)

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:15pm + 294,826 notes
via departured (originally departured)

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:15pm + 181,853 notes
via brittanyox (originally literallyrad)

hyclropump:

destiel-initiative007:

literallyrad:

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia

I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday

well yeah havent you seen the movie

2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 8:07pm + 737,242 notes
via caitybay (originally time-for-maps)

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 8:01pm + 451,568 notes
via geniblahblah (originally stacksbreadup)
2 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 8:00pm + 494,025 notes
via departured (originally derdermewmew)
2 months ago on 11 June 2014 @ 10:33pm + 605,184 notes
via brittanyox (originally justtouchedawkwardly)
2 months ago on 3 June 2014 @ 10:39pm + 394,931 notes
via bleedingmagic (originally h8culture)

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

2 months ago on 3 June 2014 @ 10:34pm + 196,125 notes
via roman---godfrey (originally whatiwishicould)

peetarue:

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

2 months ago on 3 June 2014 @ 10:32pm + 270,631 notes
via madeline-yo (originally eric-khach)
You were my cup of tea, I drink coffee now.
10 word story #2 by E.K.  (via au-la)