14 hours ago on 15 September 2014 @ 12:25pm + 212,583 notes
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2 months ago on 3 July 2014 @ 5:39pm + 303,807 notes
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rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

2 months ago on 3 July 2014 @ 5:39pm + 65,415 notes
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3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:20pm + 353,482 notes
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rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:19pm + 249,626 notes
via brittanyox (originally youfeellikeraindrops)
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)
3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:17pm + 120,143 notes
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howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:17pm + 131,334 notes
via roman---godfrey (originally hellativity)

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:15pm + 300,400 notes
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departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 11:15pm + 181,964 notes
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hyclropump:

destiel-initiative007:

literallyrad:

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia

I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday

well yeah havent you seen the movie

3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 8:07pm + 742,955 notes
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darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 8:01pm + 464,431 notes
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3 months ago on 15 June 2014 @ 8:00pm + 502,540 notes
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3 months ago on 11 June 2014 @ 10:33pm + 607,000 notes
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3 months ago on 3 June 2014 @ 10:39pm + 396,686 notes
via bleedingmagic (originally h8culture)

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians